Apparently these dynamic shower curtains are designed to help you monitor your water use. These curtains use steam to inflate as your shower progresses. If your decadence keeps you in the shower too long, the shower curtain either strangles you or spikes you, depending on the model. Are you kidding me?!?!
You can find someone who is "green" and maybe even a little over the top around every corner. But this is just ridiculous. Just wash faster and then get out. Seems simple enough for me.