Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Negative Nancy

i have to do this.

please bear with me.

today is the day.

i broke.

i am about to go all Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama. and for you who don't know what i am referring to here is the movie quote.....

"well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce!"
"are you shitting me?"
"i have never understood that expression but no i am not SHITTING you."

ahhh it felt good to let that out.

and now i do not feel like being anything other than annoyed.
i soon will grow tired of being annoyed but for now.....it stays.

other annoying things:

someone shaking your hand with wet hands
not getting invited to something you didn't want to go to anyways
splatter in the microwave
an empty ice maker
waitress takes plate before your done
any empty drink glass it seems the waitress ignoring
not being able to communicate how to do something over the phone
being called out of line by an employee, going back to the line to realize no one will let you back in where you were
the one person who doesn't dress up
when an individual blocks their pin number...like i am looking or even care
an empty shelve where the one item you need should be
when a president's speech or baseball game cuts into my tv show
uncomfortable small talk
a yawn which gets cut short
spam mail
taking your jacket off in the car and getting stuck
public spitters
noisy eaters
when the dvd is scratched and you cannot finish the movie
someone who over uses a catch phrase or movie quote
a full cart in the 15 items or less lane
uncleared numbers on the microwave
being handed cash, change, and receipt at once
shopping carts with a broken wheel
when the computer on the phone will not let you talk to a person

now back to our regularly scheduled program

"the most beautiful people we know are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out. these people have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern.
beautiful people do not just happen."
elisabeth kubler-ross

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