these are some of my favorites.
183. be quick with a 'good morning.'
178. Believe it or not, a museum is a great place to beat a hangover. It’s cool, quiet, and full of water fountains.
195. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.
The one true measure of a successful adventure is returning home safely.
253. There is always something that could use a fresh coat of paint.
-Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to fill his gut with food and alcohol in anticipation of watching others exercise. It is always okay to crash a tailgate.
-Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.