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these are some of my favorites.

183. be quick with a 'good morning.'

178. Believe it or not, a museum is a great place to beat a hangover. It’s cool, quiet, and full of water fountains.

186. Have a favorite song. It doesn't have to be hip. (The best ones never are.)

195. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

The one true measure of a successful adventure is returning home safely.

253. There is always something that could use a fresh coat of paint.

293. Don't shout out requests at rock shows.

306. Let napping dads lie.

321. When it comes to opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

358. If you have to make more than one substitution, order something else.

355. Never request a joke or impression. They're never as good on command.

-Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to fill his gut with food and alcohol in anticipation of watching others exercise. It is always okay to crash a tailgate.

-Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

387. If you trip in public, don't blame the sidewalk. Pick yourself up and pretend nothing happened.

13. Avoid gossip. Never write a bad word about someone, especially in an email or on a website. It will always come back to haunt you.

71. Don't spend too much money on a haircut. They don't last.

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